Scott: Show and Tell: Eaves Dropping

I LOVE listening in on other people’s conversations!  Here’s a real little scene I witnessed just 30 minutes ago at the Heritage Center:

GIRL:  (teary-eyed, taking slow, backward steps away from GUY)  Goodbye!  (She turns and runs away sobbing)

GUY just sits there staring into space in a state of shock as tears start to well up.  Five minutes go by and he doesn’t move an inch.

GIRL returns, and embraces GUY.  They both laugh/cry while gazing in each others’ eyes.

GIRL:  I’m sorry.

They kiss.  GIRL backs up.

GIRL:  Do I really look like I’m fat to you?

GUY:  You are really fat…

GIRL looks confused.

GUY:  You are like the fattest girl I know… (Pause, then dramatically)  With a P H!

GIRL looks overjoyed and embraces GUY again.

 

I swear this happened exactly how I wrote it.  I love how corny and shallow they both seemed, yet they were so sincere it was really endearing.